Getting job in the music/theatre industry is like impressing a girl in a bar...

• You have to be in the right place at the right time.
• It's all about first impressions.
• You may think appearance and wardrobe aren't that important, but they make a big difference.
• Singing or playing an instrument well scores major points
• A hot résumé never hurts
• Don't expect to go all the way at the start
• One wrong move could blow it
• You have to be willing to kiss some ass to get some ass
• It never hurts to know someone beforehand
• It's much harder in New York or LA

Anybody have a job for me? I'm not 21 yet...